a dear friend in trouble

Starlix Wind: how's that 12-step program going?
hobbitsubculture: you mean with the gnomes?
Starlix Wind: yeah
hobbitsubculture: all they do is sit around!
hobbitsubculture: they just sit on dan's table and they don't move...
Starlix Wind: wow
Starlix Wind: they're in denial, maybe?
hobbitsubculture: well, ian doesn't drink, but he's not helping either.

Oh, Jack, if only you knew you people worried. Won't you just admit you have a problem? Please take that first step, for all of us.