"I would say that I use lightbulbs far more often than I use Ronald Reagan."

"I got my Horned God at Home Depot."
"I got mine at the local place."
"The Joneses don't have a Horned God."
"My Horned God is bigger than your Horned God."
"My Horned God can make ak gourmet chicken salad in 1, 2, 3..."