leif erickson says, "Bollocks."

The parents are complaining about how, so they read, the United States now has the twelfth highest percentage of people who go to college. Those other countries are kicking our ass!

So many Americans have such a freakin' complex about things like this. We're America: if we're not number one in all things, then the natural order of the world has gone awry. You know what I think? Number twelve out of two hundred-something is nothing to be ashamed of.