happy russian puddles (adjectives included)

I LOVE RUSSIA!
The Queen is Dead is $.93

I LOVE RUSSIAN MULTIMEDIA!
(the whole album, not just the title track)

Wonderful, wonderful Russia.
I shall learn your language.

But before magnificent Russia sold me music...

Borax slime was made. But before splendiferous borax slime was made...

Apples were picked and super Pineapple Sweet Fire Pickles were bought. But before apples were picked and super Pineapple Sweet Fire Pickles were bought...

Food was consumed at The Vanilla Bean in the presence of Daniel's esteemed relations. But before food was consumed at The Vanilla Bean in the presence of Daniel's esteemed relations...

It was necessary to wake up and bring my presence to the beautiful morning. But before it was necessary to wake up and bring my presence to the beautiful morning...

A tubular borax-treated mattress had to be slept on. But before a tubular borax-treated mattress was slept on...

The irritating Brady Bunch spent a superfluous amount of time on my TV. But before the irritating Brady Bunch...

Yeah, you get the pattern. In reverse chronological order, the events prior to the irritating Brady Bunch:

*the eating of Palmieri's with Kayleigh
*the buying of Borax with Kayleigh
*the hanging out with Kayleigh for the first time since December
*the reading of Plato's Republic
*the swimming at the pool in the presence of a crazy jumping jack-er who dries laundry in the sauna.